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Big, firm titties, Long toned legs, Perfect apple shaped asses; Which has your member running parallel to the ground? Which offers you the greatest chance of spewing far too early?

Breasts are for babies
Asses are middle of the body, and part of the legs heh
Legs are for men

legs and face are the most important part of a girl for me.

Dude, go whack off or something. You obviously need it.

Face first, above all, for me. Then legs, then butt.

So many options...I really like breasts, but face (with juicy lips) is good, so is ass and legs. Hell, other than elbows and knees, most anything is good for me.

D: all of the above..

Its all good, but if they dont have a face, then il just forget everything else, skin is also very important...tits our oviously nice, but maybe the least important of the rest mentioned imho

Mmmm... boobies... /drool

Lalanae wrote:Dude, go whack off or something. You obviously need it.

Kyoukan's lap dog barks again!1!!1

Usually if the legs are great they end in a perfect ass.

Personally I like the torso, firm breasts, flat tummy.

Atokal wrote:Usually if the legs are great they end in a perfect ass.

Not always. One of my friends has long, shapely legs, but no ass at ALL. Perhaps she's teh anti-Kyoukan? "Nice tits, but your ass could be bigger?"

Anyway....the face best, eyes if you have to be more specific....or smile
Flat stomach...
Nice tan blemish free skin...

I mean ass, tits, and legs are nice....but for me they are down the list....but if I have to choose from that list....ass maybe.

I like big butts and I cannot lie
Some other brothers might deny...

Wow. Never thought I would come here and see something that made me say, This is in very bad taste. Grats on a new low. You make me ashamed to be male.

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Gaklek wrote:Wow. Never thought I would come here and see something that made me say, This is in very bad taste. Grats on a new low. You make me ashamed to be male.

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You're kidding right? You obviously don't come here very often.

Good thing you didn't see Pils, poll from last week.

Aran, I come here all the time. And yes, I read his last thread. The difference being, at least he had some reasoning behind his being a jerkoff, albiet a wrong one.

This is simply breaking down a person into body parts - ignoring anything else about a person. Let me give into the evil of the thread just for you. I can admit that I am an ass man, but I will also be the first to admit that if that ass is not attached to someone that I find appealing in many many other ways - I am not touching that.

I rarely rarely post here. Only when something really gets my goat, and/or I feel stongly about it. I know OMGIAMRETARDEDCAUSEALOTISTWOWORDS of the posters here are young and immature, but others of you, who are my age or older(late 20's) are still acting like you are 15. Grow up.


Here's a new poll topic for you:

Honestly, would you would let Bubba or Pils babysit for you, even if you were in dire need? yes or no.

Gaklek wrote:
Here's a new poll topic for you:

Honestly, would you would let Bubba or Pils babysit for you, even if you were in dire need? yes or no.

what the hell does that have to do with wether a person prefers tits, ass or legs?

i wouldn't let any of you fuckers babysit for me.. hows THAT for an analogy..

Gaklek wrote:Here's a new poll topic for you:

Honestly, would you would let Bubba or Pils babysit for you, even if you were in dire need? yes or no.

Sure I would if I had a kid. Of course, if I did and they my kid, I would and until the were like then I would make them cause they would do nothing for the next 5 years but give my and totally go

Gaklek wrote:Wow. Never thought I would come here and see something that made me say, This is in very bad taste. Grats on a new low. You make me ashamed to be male.

lol new low?
it fits ya perfectly then Gak

Gaklek wrote:Here's a new poll topic for you:

Honestly, would you would let Bubba or Pils babysit for you, even if you were in dire need? yes or no.

Of course not.

There's very few things that offend me. It just kind of surprised me that you reacted that way to this thread because I've seen far worse than this posted on these boards.

There's never been a time in my life where a pretty face, a nice ass, or a nice pair of breasts were able to hold my interest for very long if they weren't attached to a woman with intelligence, grace, sophistication and a good personality.

Xzion wrote:but if they dont have a face, then il just forget everything else

Holy hell! Agreed... If someone didn't have a face, not only would I forget everything else but I'd run - fast and far away. Let me second that having a face is a definate prerequisite in my book.

Lalanae wrote:Dude, go whack off or something. You obviously need it.

AND WHAT IF I DO EH???

D: any / all of the above

Definately a nice combination of them all is the best, although I think I'd have to go with legs, but ass makes a close second.

I'd have to say the ass/breast combination. I dont know why...But I can relate my girlfriend to a wood elf. =P

mmm.. boobies..

OK, some of you that I won't mention by name, need a fucking clue. I posted this directly under a thread call "Answer the Question of the Day" which was as follows

Branch Prediction, Finite Registers, and Imperfect Alias Analysis. Which has the greatest impact in limiting Instruction-Level Parallelism? Which offers the most realistic potential for improvement (of itself)?

If you would like me to post the definition of parody, I can take the time to look it up for you. I know you are probably ass deep in e-mails complaining about some loot that someone got via means that you don't agree with, so you just let me know in your spare time what words you are struggling with and I will make an effort to better your grasp of certain parts of our language.

I am definitely not ashamed to admit that I love the female body. And Lala....I will take care of that when I get home. Thanks for the reminder.

Gaklek wrote:Wow. Never thought I would come here and see something that made me say, This is in very bad taste. Grats on a new low. You make me ashamed to be male.

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Hmmm, You dont read your own shit you post I guess.