I haven't been invited to the animal semen drinking parties

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As an Australian, can I just say, "What the fuck?"

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainmen ... nkey-stunt
Twin sisters who drank donkey semen and urine on a US game show have been threatened with legal action for speaking out about the stunt.

“We feel no animals were harmed during the stunt, and it is known that animal semen is consumed in parts of the world like Australia and New Zealand," she was quoted.
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Fear Factor is lame anyway. They should have left it off the air instead of bringing it back.
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Zaelath wrote:animal semen is consumed in parts of the world like Australia and New Zealand
So.... is semen harvesting a profitable business in Oz? Do those corks on the brim of the hat have anything to do with it?
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Fish sperm is considered a delicacy in Japan.
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Sperm, eggs, testicles etc, people eat all kinds of wacky shit
except spang who eats some really wacky shit
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If jerking off a donkey is animal cruelty then I don't want to live anymore. I just want to know, did they have some sort of "milk" mustache after they were done?

My favorite part of the article is
It was not clear where she had been told that information.
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Chidoro wrote:except spang who eats some really wacky shit
Beans, rice, pasta and vegetables? That's "really wacky shit" to you people?
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In the spirit (not the letter) of vegan-ism, is it wrong to eat an animal product the animal is happy to supply if you aren't oppressing it in the process?
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Aabidano wrote:In the spirit (not the letter) of vegan-ism, is it wrong to eat an animal product the animal is happy to supply if you aren't oppressing it in the process?
No animal produces anything in nature specifically for humans. Those eggs that you people eat, for example, that's part of a hen's menstrual cycle. She doesn't do that shit for your fucking breakfast.

Is it wrong? Yeah, I'd say eating chicken periods is fucking wrong.
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"you people"

Fuck off you sanctimonious piece of shit.
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Eating periods? Red Wings anyone?


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Spang wrote:
Aabidano wrote:In the spirit (not the letter) of vegan-ism, is it wrong to eat an animal product the animal is happy to supply if you aren't oppressing it in the process?
...No animal produces anything in nature specifically for humans...
Doesn't address the question though.
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Aabidano wrote:
Spang wrote:
Aabidano wrote:In the spirit (not the letter) of vegan-ism, is it wrong to eat an animal product the animal is happy to supply if you aren't oppressing it in the process?
...No animal produces anything in nature specifically for humans...
Doesn't address the question though.
I answered your question.
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So, as a vegan, you can jerk off a donkey like you are an albino at the beach in need of face salsa, you just aren't allowed to swallow.

I'll stick with delicious chicken embryos and no need for interaction.
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Those pigs on dirty jobs seemed awfully enthusiastic about the whole thing.
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Canelek wrote:So, as a vegan, you can jerk off a donkey like you are an albino at the beach in need of face salsa, you just aren't allowed to swallow.

I'll stick with delicious chicken embryos and no need for interaction.
Leave the fucking animals alone. Don't torture them, kill them, eat them, wear them, work them, fuck them, jerk them off -- just leave them the fuck alone. It's not goddamn rocket science.
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The thing they stick in a bulls' butt to electrically stimulate his prostate and collect a sample looks like a rocket ship. The bulll seemed a bit disappointed though.
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Spang wrote:Leave the fucking animals alone. Don't torture them, kill them, eat them, wear them, work them, fuck them, jerk them off -- just leave them the fuck alone. It's not goddamn rocket science.
I think we got that from the other year long thread, thanks. Keep your preachy shit to that one and move the fuck on.
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Aslanna wrote:I think we got that from the other year long thread, thanks. Keep your preachy shit to that one and move the fuck on.
I'd gladly do that, but occasionally I'm challenged in other threads.
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Do you ever pet dogs or cats anymore?
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Spang wrote:
Aslanna wrote:I think we got that from the other year long thread, thanks. Keep your preachy shit to that one and move the fuck on.
I'd gladly do that, but occasionally I'm challenged in other threads.
"Challenged" is a but strong admittedly you were trolled in, the jump straight to ludicrous speed was a bit much IMO.

No one's actually challenged you yourself, none of your arguments contain original thought. You've never stated anything past the high level "I don't want to oppress animals" topic that wasn't straight out of a propaganda flyer.
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Just leave Spang alone! He should be able to rape the soil and devour the reproductive organs of the plants as he sees fit!
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Boogahz wrote:Just leave Spang alone! He should be able to rape the soil and devour the reproductive organs of the plants as he sees fit!
No plant produces anything in nature specifically for humans.
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Spang wrote:Beans, rice, pasta and vegetables? That's "really wacky shit" to you people?
Yes.
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No plant produces anything in nature specifically for humans
No plant produces anything in nature specifically for humans
No plant produces anything in nature specifically for humans
No plant produces anything in nature specifically for humans
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But guys, plants don't have a soul. Also, you cant really jerk a carrot off. You can try, but nothing comes out. Believe me, I tried.
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Fucking Newfs.
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Lynks wrote:But guys, plants don't have a soul.
Right, they have soil.

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Aabidano wrote: "Challenged" is a but strong admittedly you were trolled in, the jump straight to ludicrous speed was a bit much IMO.
ahh, I don't know what you're talking about
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