Bunch of crap thread

Neost · Post by **Neost** » May 30, 2007, 10:12 pm

Typically those types of weapons are designed to arm at a certain distance from the tube. Although, when you have a malfunction all bets are off.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 1, 2007, 8:43 pm

Hottest Chess Players in the world:

http://www.chesspics.com.nyud.net:8080/rating.php?r=1

yes, it's late on a Friday and about to head home!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 4, 2007, 12:38 am

wtf?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrQkuMNmaqk&NR=1

is this designed to put in kids closets to scare them?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 9, 2007, 7:19 pm

I call bullshit on this list of 100 most beautiful women from a lesbian perspective.

Jennifer Connelly is #76 on the list. No way. Even a lesbian should want to dive right into what she has to offer!

http://www.afterellen.com/people/2007/6 ... page=0%2C0

Yeah yeah, we all know about Ellen DeGeneres being some sort of super-freak lesbian magnet but nooooo. She's not 50th if Jennifer is 76th!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 14, 2007, 5:53 pm

Can't pass up a good squirrel story!

Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3

Thu Jun 14, 10:42 AM ET

An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

"After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man's garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh," the spokesman said. "Then he killed it with his crutch."

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » June 14, 2007, 6:02 pm

Jennifer Connelly is/was very beautiful.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 14, 2007, 8:15 pm

Scotts and Japanese. Bad mix?

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » June 14, 2007, 8:20 pm

Not the best combo!

masteen · Post by **masteen** » June 15, 2007, 1:24 am

That Japanese ginger creeps me out. Big time.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » June 17, 2007, 7:41 pm

Proof that Ghosts are real

Ghosts are No Joke! <--- Sittercam

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 21, 2007, 6:45 pm

Ah, people dying during/after sex. Good solid cheesy humor in preparation for Friday and the weekend!

http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Naked_Sexa ... having_sex

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 21, 2007, 9:06 pm

.
.
Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

..

.

.

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » June 22, 2007, 2:14 am

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 23, 2007, 5:42 pm

wtf? Playgrounds in Europe?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 25, 2007, 2:21 pm

Walking around in 3rd person view IRL:

http://www.marcowens.co.uk.nyud.net:8080/avat.html

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » June 26, 2007, 6:03 am

Winnow wrote:Walking around in 3rd person view IRL:

http://www.marcowens.co.uk.nyud.net:8080/avat.html

Yeah, that one worked!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » June 29, 2007, 3:55 pm

marquee FTW!

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » June 30, 2007, 6:52 am

Arnold and Lou Ferrigno - Brokeback Edition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhZDrlNOYbk

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 2, 2007, 1:32 am

.pǝsɹǝʌǝɹ ʇı ǝdʎʇ noʎ ɟı pǝɹosuǝɔ sı ǝnbı1ɔ pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟı ɹǝpuoʍ ı

¡sɯnɹoɟ ʍoʍ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝ1ʎʇs ʇxǝʇ ʇ1nɐɟǝp ǝɥʇ ǝq p1noɥs sıɥʇ ¡sn ɹosuǝɔ oʇ ʇdɯǝʇʇɐ s,ǝnbı1ɔ ǝɥʇ pǝʇɐǝɟǝp ǝʌ,ı ¡sǝʎ

http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

ǝıd > ǝʞɐɔ

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 2, 2007, 1:38 am

This is cool. Always neat to see intelligent marine mammals doing something different! I wonder if the dolphin wanted a longer look at the shoreline or sky.

Kailua Kona, hawaii, USA

“I was observing a strange interaction between a pair of bottlenose dolphins and a humpback whale, when it became apparent that the two species were collaborating in some way. The dolphin was lying on a humpback whale’s head while it was slowly swimming along. Looking through my camera lens the stunt appeared to be orchestrated by mutual “agreement.” The whale very slowly—and vertically—lifted the dolphin into the air. I expected the dolphin to wriggle atop the humpback’s head to get off, but it just laid still and arched, trying to stay on top of the whale’s snout. In this frame the dolphin was beginning its slippery return to the sea. Once back in the ocean, the dolphin swiftly swam away with the other dolphin, leaping joyfully as if they had just scored a coup!”

Link of pic Red=X

http://www.mnh.si.edu/exhibits/natures_ ... lphin.html

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » July 5, 2007, 3:09 pm

How not to cry when you're at work

http://msn.careerbuilder.com/custom/msn ... 59496-WK-2

Kate Lorenz is the article and advice editor for CareerBuilder.com. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues.

Every now and then there may be some good advice or job type tips here, but this article made me want to cry!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 20, 2007, 2:49 pm

Just another reason to look at pix of chix:

Comicon 07 Guests: (work safe I think, unless you lose control seeing the large hooters of Catwoman)

http://duggmirror.com//celebrity/The_Ho ... plain.html

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 20, 2007, 8:28 pm

Rock Star Daughters:

http://www.doubleviking.com/hi-5-rock-s ... 213-p.html

Steven Tyler needs to breed with 1,000 more women. His other daughter is a looker as well.

Check all those teeth! they both have his mouth!

Kwonryu DragonFist · Post by **Kwonryu DragonFist** » July 24, 2007, 11:35 am

Strangely enough, Tyler manages to produce good lookin' daughters, who'd a thunk it?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » July 30, 2007, 8:17 pm

Cute & Smart > Cute and Dumb

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/3 ... index.html

'Wonder Years' actress: 'Smart is cool'

NEW YORK (AP) -- Danica McKellar has a message for girls: Cute and smart is better than cute and dumb.

McKellar, who played Winnie on the 1990s television show "The Wonder Years," is coming out with a book, "Math Doesn't Suck," to encourage girls to get into math.

"When girls see the antics of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, they think that being fun and glamorous also means being dumb and irresponsible," the 32-year-old McKellar told Newsweek for editions to hit newsstands Monday.

"But I want to show them that being smart is cool," she said. "Being good at math is cool. And not only that, it can help them get what they want out of life."

McKellar should know. The actress once struggled with the subject around the seventh grade, but a teacher helped her through. McKellar eventually majored in math in college. She co-authored a scientific paper while a student at UCLA.

The book includes tips to avoid mistakes on homework, ways to overcome test-day anxiety and profiles of three beautiful mathematicians.

"I want to tell girls that cute and dumb isn't as good as cute and smart," she said.

Winnie turned out ok:

http://images.google.com/images?q=Danica+McKellar

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » August 7, 2007, 4:28 pm

Some world record crap...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20076910/di ... enumber/1/

miir · Post by **miir** » August 7, 2007, 4:47 pm

That's a helluva burger!!

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 7, 2007, 9:29 pm

Hadn't posted a pic in a few hours!

Kilmoll the Sexy · Post by **Kilmoll the Sexy** » August 8, 2007, 10:53 am

Nick · Post by **Nick** » August 8, 2007, 11:13 am

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 8, 2007, 2:36 pm

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 22, 2007, 2:33 pm

I don't have audio at work so this may be NWS for audio?

***possibly NWS audio***

New way to find out your IP address:

http://www.moanmyip.com/

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » August 30, 2007, 1:41 am

Pick out your next Gothy/Emo Girlfriend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjU_s0cQrgw

Lip piercings seem to be popular these days!

I'd hit most of them although the one that looks like she just got axed (wax drippings) in the skull makes my nervis huge! Bubba can have that one!

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » August 30, 2007, 2:05 am

Winnow wrote:Pick out your next Gothy/Emo Girlfriend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjU_s0cQrgw

Lip piercings seem to be popular these days!

I'd hit most of them although the one that looks like she just got axed (wax drippings) in the skull makes my nervis huge! Bubba can have that one!

I need to get into this scene; It's *way* easier to get some piercings, tatts, black clothes and bright makeup than to actually be interesting and not be a moody prick.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 4, 2007, 5:39 pm

Some entertaining Digg comments on this one:

http://digg.com/offbeat_news/My_Son_is_ ... Leave_Home

My Son is Almost 30 and Won't Leave Home

I'm a single mother with a grown son. I love him more than I can say. The problem is that he's turning 30 and shows no signs of wanting to leave home. This wouldn't be so bad -- but he doesn't pay me anything at all. I know I can't support him anymore -- I need to save for retirement. What do I do?

Aslanna · Post by **Aslanna** » September 4, 2007, 5:45 pm

Free rent, food, and utilities. No wonder he doesn't want to leave.

Zaelath · Post by **Zaelath** » September 5, 2007, 9:27 pm

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » September 6, 2007, 10:31 am

MORE SQUIRREL ATTACKS!

http://www.wesh.com/news/14052662/detail.html

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A 3-year-old boy, a Florida Highway Patrol trooper and another adult were hurt on Wednesday afternoon in a bizarre attack by a squirrel on a day care playground.

It happened at the Children's Academy Daycare on Oak Ridge Road in Orange County.

Kevin Santiago, 3, was bitten nine times while playing on the playground, according to Yietza Santiago, the boy's mother.

"There was a 3-year-old little boy sitting on the swing. The squirrel attacked him and didn't want to get off of the child. We threw things at it to try to get it off and nothing. Finally, we were able to take it off," day care director Maritza Diaz said.

The trooper, who was working an accident near the playground, responded, and FHP spokeswoman Kim Miller said he was jumped by the animal. He tried to shoo the squirrel away, but it attacked again and scratched and bit him before he could escape.

He was treated and released at a local Centra Care for his injuries.

Squirrel attacks on humans are uncommon, but the rodents are known to bite if they are injured or feel trapped. Officials said the squirrel may be rabid, but officials said getting rabies from squirrels is unlikely.

Doctors often advise bite victims not to undergo post-bite rabies treatments, unless the squirrel attacked for no apparent reason.

The squirrel in the playground attack managed to escape.

Kwonryu DragonFist · September 10, 2007, 10:07 am

VERY funny site!

http://users.telenet.be/kixx/

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 11, 2007, 1:54 pm

Some more entertaining Digg comments:

http://digg.com/tech_news/Porn_Industry ... rent_Sites

Imagine how embarrassing it would be to get sued for downloading porn.

I'd prefer to be sued for 1,000 stolen songs rather than 1 copy of Jam It All the Way Up My Ass #3 (An actual porn title mind you)

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » September 17, 2007, 9:11 pm

Someone breaks down their top twelve 40+ actresses (looks).

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/opinio ... ngines.php

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » September 18, 2007, 2:34 pm

WICHITA, Kan. - Wichita city officials may ban wallabies, a miniature kangaroo-like marsupial, from city limits after one of them briefly escaped from its owner.
The development is the latest in the adventures of Skippy, a 10-month-old wallaby who bolted last month from owner Joe Freed's home. His escape prompted news stories and a brief, intense search. He was found 20 hours later a half-block away, where he was trying to get some bread people were tossing to ducks.
Since then, Freed spent $1,000 in attorney's fees but succeeded in beating a city ticket for having an exotic animal.
Wichita's animal ordinance does not address marsupials, but it does say residents are allowed to have "small rodents such as gerbils, rats, mice, hamsters, guinea pigs, chinchillas, mink, nutria and similar fur-bearing mammals."
Tammar wallabies, which are native to Australia, are typically less than 18 inches tall and weigh 15 to 20 pounds, about the size of a small dog. They cost between $1,000 and $5,000 each.
A municipal judge ruled the wallaby was technically exotic and therefore illegal, according to a city memo. But because the ordinance is too vague, the judge said Skippy could remain with Freed.
During a workshop on Thursday, the City Council plans to discuss a proposed ordinance specifically banning wallabies. The city contends wallabies carry diseases and do not make good urban pets.
Freed disputes that assertion.
Kay Johnson, the city's director of environmental services, acknowledged the animals are cute when they're babies. "But cute doesn't necessarily mean it's right for the city," she added.
She said the city did not know anybody in town had a wallaby until Freed's escaped.
Freed said he knows of eight other people who own wallabies and contends the animals should not be a problem for the city.
"It's not like we're going to be ... overpopulated with them," he said.
"A lot of things are exotic to Kansas people," he said. "I can't have a wallaby — but I can have a teenage son?"

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » September 18, 2007, 4:08 pm

http://www.screenvader.com/root.html

And no... it's not a keylogger

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » October 8, 2007, 10:33 am

when Deer attack!

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14289532/detail.html

BALL GROUND, Ga. -- A man was found dead after apparently being attacked by a deer.

The body of John Henry Frix, 66, was found around 8 p.m. Sunday inside the deer's pen on his property.

He had been gored several times in the upper body by a deer's antlers, Cherokee County sheriff's Sgt. Jay Baker said.

The deer was one of several Frix kept on his property.

"This particular deer had apparently been in rut, which is their breeding cycle, and they become very aggressive," said Cherokee County Sheriff's Deputy Jay Baker. "This deer had been quite aggressive the past few days, so we think that's what caused the attack on the man."

It appeared that Frix tried to fend off the deer, which was the size of a small elk, authorities said.

A family member later shot and killed the deer.

No charges have been filed and the incident has been turned over to the Department of Natural Resources for further investigation.

Deer kill about 150 people a year in the Unites States. But most of those deaths happen when deer are involved in collisions with automobiles.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 10, 2007, 10:28 pm

A girlfriend tries the Cinnamon challenge:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779924

the boyfriend just laughs and laughs while it looks like she's choking to death.

Would have been a Darwin if she did die!

Boogahz · Post by **Boogahz** » October 10, 2007, 10:54 pm

I think I would have kicked his ass. I wanted to kick it just listening to him in the video.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » October 14, 2007, 6:01 pm

http://www.krazydad.com/coverpop/mad.php

Mad Magazine covers. Pretty cool. It inspired me to download the dvd of all the Mads tonight.

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 14, 2007, 9:01 pm

Fairweather Pure wrote:http://www.krazydad.com/coverpop/mad.php

Mad Magazine covers. Pretty cool. It inspired me to download the dvd of all the Mads tonight.

That's a cool way to cram ~558 images on one page. If it had the new highslide script where you can use the arrow keys to move forward and back between pics it would be perfect.

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » October 14, 2007, 11:40 pm

I can't find a working torrent for the Mad Magazines anywhere. Anyone care to help a brotha out?

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » October 15, 2007, 1:55 am

Fairweather Pure wrote:I can't find a working torrent for the Mad Magazines anywhere. Anyone care to help a brotha out?

Didn't see it on the newgroups but here's the latest issue if you want to check it out. It's in .cbr format so hit the comics forum if you need the reader for that format or change the extension to .rar and you can view the individual jpegs.

Mad Magazine 482