Some kids shouldn't play computer games unsupervised....

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Some kids shouldn't play computer games unsupervised....

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A good reminder to women who are or may become pregnant...crank is bad m'kay...
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hehe, where is the escape key?!
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hehe, where is the escape key?!
Most likely under the bed or dresser at this point.....
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By the end of that video I was seriously cracking up. I think the fact that he wasn't speaking english (I don't think so anyway, if he was he had more than a temper problem) made it even funnier.
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That kid must go through keyboards weekly.
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Stragi left his webcam on?
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noel wrote:Stragi left his webcam on?
You know.. I was going to say something along those lines, but for some reason I decided not to.
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Funkmasterr wrote:By the end of that video I was seriously cracking up. I think the fact that he wasn't speaking english (I don't think so anyway, if he was he had more than a temper problem) made it even funnier.
Was German...
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Funkmasterr wrote:By the end of that video I was seriously cracking up. I think the fact that he wasn't speaking english (I don't think so anyway, if he was he had more than a temper problem) made it even funnier.
Was German...
Translate please!

I kinda felt like that kid once, my midget porn wouldn't load. :evil:
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The Translation:

Was? What are you doing?
Common!
I want to play Unreal Tournament! GO!
Start the damn game!
Start the game, you son of a bitch. I WANT TO PLAY!
I won't say it again! Go!
Out of my way
(he throws the things on his desk away)
What is that? Oh my god, what happened? I want Unreal! I wanna play!
(He screams)
Instant Action!
Here we go
(He repeats it).
PLAY! You wanker! PLAY! Play Unreal Tournament!
It's loading. If it is loading, then you always have to wait so long! I don't want to wait!
Think positive...just think positive! It will start in a moment! It starts!
(he laughs and repeats his words)
You son of a bitch! Eat that! I killed him! Go, go, eat this! Eat your smelting shit! You son of a bitch, I am going to kill you!
(He starts screaming again)
Oh, the escape-button is missing, where is he? Where is the escape-button?
I don't need help.
(Then he mumbles something that I can't understand!)
I will finish you off. I will just finish you off!

(He repeats many of the phrases he had already said and then goes away!
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i always wanted to do that to a keyboard!
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In my wildest dreams, I never would have imagined that sweetkastings would be the first one to properly translate that. I'm just in shock. I'm going to go sit down. :oops:
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Come on.. that was just stupid. It was obviously staged and forced. Try again please.
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And if it wasn't that should be evidence at his committal hearing...
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I had to show this to my girlfriend...she has a huge bruise on one wrist due to WoW PvP. I told her that this is why her guild will not allow her to "speak" on Teamspeak while playing :p
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Couldn't get it to play. I even (re)installed the DirectPlay (I think) codec.
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Dregor Thule wrote:Come on.. that was just stupid. It was obviously staged and forced. Try again please.
Well yanno so was Star Wars but it was still pretty entertaining :P...
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I think it's time to buy the kid a ball and send him outside.
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Yeah if I had a kid and they pulled something like that, they would get one warning to not do it again and then they would no longer be allowed to use a computer until they moved out of my house. Yeah, when I was younger I threw a Nintendo controller or two and broke it, but thats a far cry from the nervous breakdown this kid has.

It's still funny though.
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German is such an ugly language.
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I broke a CD drive when i fell out of my chair...that's the extent of all of the damages i have caused to my computer. Oh, and i've spilled a bunch of soda on my keyboard, but it still works fine.
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German was the language of Hitler. Fuck Hitler! Fuck Germans!
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I know a little bit of German because my girlfriend takes it. ICH LIEBE DICH = I love you. Now try saying it out loud.
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Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.
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He is Ollie you are Sven.
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Arborealus wrote:He is Ollie you are Sven.
HAHA. Man I totally forgot about that!
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LMAO Arb!

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Xyphir wrote:Die Sauerkraut ist in mein Lederhosen.
why do you have cabbage there .... ? :shock:
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JAG SKA SLÅSS!! JAG SKA SLÅSS! :D

okay first off he's playing unreal TOurnament.. i think its the orginal or 04.. w/e and the summary is hes mad at people killing him.. takes foever to load/start (which is does online) and yeah.. here u go

"COME ON!!! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!! START THE GODDAMN GAME!!! START. THE. GAME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAAAY!!!!" *starts breathing hard*

"I'm not gonna say it again. Start it. Now."

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??? I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL!!!!"

-then the game starts, could tell its UT by the music.-

starts screaming cause he's happy

(singing) "Here we go. Here we go. Here we goooooooo." *happy dance*

(angry) "PLAAAAAAAAY!!!!! YOU FAGGOT(i think)!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAY!!!!"

"It's loading? It's loading. When it's loading.... you always have to WAIT SO DAMN LONG!!!!!" and he screams real loud can i don't understand shit

(to himself) "Think positively. Just think positively... It's gonna start real soon."

"It's starting." *weird laff* "It's starting! IT'S STARTING!!!!"

then he finally starts playing:

"AAAAAAAHHHH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! TAKE THIS!!!! EAT THIS!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!! WHOO!!!! COME ON, COME ON, EAT THIS!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"

At this point, he gets killed and smashes his keyboard, screaming and screaming. At some point, he starts hammering the right side of the keyboard, going "What The FUCK?!? I AM PRESSING THE BUTTON!!!!" Then:

"Huh? The escape button is missing! The escape button is missing! Where is it? WHERE IS THE ESCAPE BUTTON????" At this point he almost starts crying. This again turns into a maniacal laughter.

"Where is it? Where is it?" *inserts escape button and presses it*

"WTF? I don't need any help! I don't need any help!" (talkin bout when in UT u get those help messages

"Okay, Enter button is here, directional buttons are there, all set. I'm gonna finish you now. IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!"


"I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you." *evil laff*

"WHOA, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!!! YAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! EAT THIS, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!" *evil laff* "I'M GONNA FINISH YOU!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOU! I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD. I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD."
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