Some kids shouldn't play computer games unsupervised....
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Translate please!Arborealus wrote:Was German...Funkmasterr wrote:By the end of that video I was seriously cracking up. I think the fact that he wasn't speaking english (I don't think so anyway, if he was he had more than a temper problem) made it even funnier.
I kinda felt like that kid once, my midget porn wouldn't load.

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The Translation:
Was? What are you doing?
Common!
I want to play Unreal Tournament! GO!
Start the damn game!
Start the game, you son of a bitch. I WANT TO PLAY!
I won't say it again! Go!
Out of my way
(he throws the things on his desk away)
What is that? Oh my god, what happened? I want Unreal! I wanna play!
(He screams)
Instant Action!
Here we go
(He repeats it).
PLAY! You wanker! PLAY! Play Unreal Tournament!
It's loading. If it is loading, then you always have to wait so long! I don't want to wait!
Think positive...just think positive! It will start in a moment! It starts!
(he laughs and repeats his words)
You son of a bitch! Eat that! I killed him! Go, go, eat this! Eat your smelting shit! You son of a bitch, I am going to kill you!
(He starts screaming again)
Oh, the escape-button is missing, where is he? Where is the escape-button?
I don't need help.
(Then he mumbles something that I can't understand!)
I will finish you off. I will just finish you off!
(He repeats many of the phrases he had already said and then goes away!
Was? What are you doing?
Common!
I want to play Unreal Tournament! GO!
Start the damn game!
Start the game, you son of a bitch. I WANT TO PLAY!
I won't say it again! Go!
Out of my way
(he throws the things on his desk away)
What is that? Oh my god, what happened? I want Unreal! I wanna play!
(He screams)
Instant Action!
Here we go
(He repeats it).
PLAY! You wanker! PLAY! Play Unreal Tournament!
It's loading. If it is loading, then you always have to wait so long! I don't want to wait!
Think positive...just think positive! It will start in a moment! It starts!
(he laughs and repeats his words)
You son of a bitch! Eat that! I killed him! Go, go, eat this! Eat your smelting shit! You son of a bitch, I am going to kill you!
(He starts screaming again)
Oh, the escape-button is missing, where is he? Where is the escape-button?
I don't need help.
(Then he mumbles something that I can't understand!)
I will finish you off. I will just finish you off!
(He repeats many of the phrases he had already said and then goes away!
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Yeah if I had a kid and they pulled something like that, they would get one warning to not do it again and then they would no longer be allowed to use a computer until they moved out of my house. Yeah, when I was younger I threw a Nintendo controller or two and broke it, but thats a far cry from the nervous breakdown this kid has.
It's still funny though.
It's still funny though.
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JAG SKA SLÅSS!! JAG SKA SLÅSS! 
okay first off he's playing unreal TOurnament.. i think its the orginal or 04.. w/e and the summary is hes mad at people killing him.. takes foever to load/start (which is does online) and yeah.. here u go
"COME ON!!! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!! START THE GODDAMN GAME!!! START. THE. GAME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAAAY!!!!" *starts breathing hard*
"I'm not gonna say it again. Start it. Now."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??? I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL!!!!"
-then the game starts, could tell its UT by the music.-
starts screaming cause he's happy
(singing) "Here we go. Here we go. Here we goooooooo." *happy dance*
(angry) "PLAAAAAAAAY!!!!! YOU FAGGOT(i think)!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAY!!!!"
"It's loading? It's loading. When it's loading.... you always have to WAIT SO DAMN LONG!!!!!" and he screams real loud can i don't understand shit
(to himself) "Think positively. Just think positively... It's gonna start real soon."
"It's starting." *weird laff* "It's starting! IT'S STARTING!!!!"
then he finally starts playing:
"AAAAAAAHHHH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! TAKE THIS!!!! EAT THIS!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!! WHOO!!!! COME ON, COME ON, EAT THIS!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"
At this point, he gets killed and smashes his keyboard, screaming and screaming. At some point, he starts hammering the right side of the keyboard, going "What The FUCK?!? I AM PRESSING THE BUTTON!!!!" Then:
"Huh? The escape button is missing! The escape button is missing! Where is it? WHERE IS THE ESCAPE BUTTON????" At this point he almost starts crying. This again turns into a maniacal laughter.
"Where is it? Where is it?" *inserts escape button and presses it*
"WTF? I don't need any help! I don't need any help!" (talkin bout when in UT u get those help messages
"Okay, Enter button is here, directional buttons are there, all set. I'm gonna finish you now. IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!"
"I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you." *evil laff*
"WHOA, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!!! YAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! EAT THIS, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!" *evil laff* "I'M GONNA FINISH YOU!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOU! I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD. I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD."

okay first off he's playing unreal TOurnament.. i think its the orginal or 04.. w/e and the summary is hes mad at people killing him.. takes foever to load/start (which is does online) and yeah.. here u go
"COME ON!!! I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL TOURNAMENT!!! START THE GODDAMN GAME!!! START. THE. GAME YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAAAAY!!!!" *starts breathing hard*
"I'm not gonna say it again. Start it. Now."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??? I WANT TO PLAY UNREAL!!!!"
-then the game starts, could tell its UT by the music.-
starts screaming cause he's happy
(singing) "Here we go. Here we go. Here we goooooooo." *happy dance*
(angry) "PLAAAAAAAAY!!!!! YOU FAGGOT(i think)!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PLAAAAAAY!!!!"
"It's loading? It's loading. When it's loading.... you always have to WAIT SO DAMN LONG!!!!!" and he screams real loud can i don't understand shit
(to himself) "Think positively. Just think positively... It's gonna start real soon."
"It's starting." *weird laff* "It's starting! IT'S STARTING!!!!"
then he finally starts playing:
"AAAAAAAHHHH, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! TAKE THIS!!!! EAT THIS!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!! WHOO!!!! COME ON, COME ON, EAT THIS!!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!"
At this point, he gets killed and smashes his keyboard, screaming and screaming. At some point, he starts hammering the right side of the keyboard, going "What The FUCK?!? I AM PRESSING THE BUTTON!!!!" Then:
"Huh? The escape button is missing! The escape button is missing! Where is it? WHERE IS THE ESCAPE BUTTON????" At this point he almost starts crying. This again turns into a maniacal laughter.
"Where is it? Where is it?" *inserts escape button and presses it*
"WTF? I don't need any help! I don't need any help!" (talkin bout when in UT u get those help messages
"Okay, Enter button is here, directional buttons are there, all set. I'm gonna finish you now. IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!"
"I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you." *evil laff*
"WHOA, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I KILLED HIM!!!!! YAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! EAT THIS, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!" *evil laff* "I'M GONNA FINISH YOU!! I'M GONNA FINISH YOU! I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD. I'M JUST GONNA SHOOT YOU DEAD."