Have you ever beaten off to EQ?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 4, 2002, 3:29 pm

answer the fucking question.

cyber, bored staring at Nexus Scion, whatever. any manner in which EQ is invovled in stimulating your fantasy. Not beating off to Baywatch while playing EQ.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 4, 2002, 3:34 pm

wtf....

Number 3

noel · Post by **noel** » December 4, 2002, 3:38 pm

For clarification, are you talking about actually masturbating to the game? *shudder*

Or are you talking about cyber?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 4, 2002, 3:38 pm

Teenybloke is a most inappropriate monicher ^^

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 4, 2002, 3:40 pm

The first time I saw Drolgin in game I.......

nm

noel · Post by **noel** » December 4, 2002, 3:43 pm

Teenybloke wrote:The first time I saw Drolgin in game I.......

nm

OMG, you too?!? The way he handles that 'lance', and his rock har--- shit, I'm not anon!

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » December 4, 2002, 3:44 pm

As a man with many odd, strange kinks.. EQ is not one of them... *shrugs*

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 4, 2002, 3:47 pm

Drolgin 'Goldenrod' Steingrinder.

Muhahaha!

Zamtuk · Post by **Zamtuk** » December 4, 2002, 3:47 pm

KilornCloudwalker wrote:As a man with many odd, strange kinks.. EQ is not one of them... *shrugs*

I smell bullshit!

Fairweather Pure · Post by **Fairweather Pure** » December 4, 2002, 3:52 pm

I could whack off to virtually anything. EQ is not one of them.

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » December 4, 2002, 4:00 pm

Zamtuk wrote:
KilornCloudwalker wrote:As a man with many odd, strange kinks.. EQ is not one of them... *shrugs*
I smell bullshit!

Well, if they hadn't made nekkie wood elf girls so ugly with Luclin graphics... they used to be pretty haut... but now, nah:(

Does it count looking at drunk, sexy women in FF pics?

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » December 4, 2002, 4:12 pm

Aranuil wrote:For clarification, are you talking about actually masturbating to the game? *shudder*

Or are you talking about cyber?

That you ask for clarification is scary

noel · Post by **noel** » December 4, 2002, 4:15 pm

Aabidano wrote:
Aranuil wrote:For clarification, are you talking about actually masturbating to the game? *shudder*

Or are you talking about cyber?
That you ask for clarification is scary

Someone recently told me that certain encounters in EQ make them sexually aroused. That's why I asked.

/tell Kilorn so ummm... which Fan Faire girls?

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 4, 2002, 4:16 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Aabidano wrote:
Aranuil wrote:For clarification, are you talking about actually masturbating to the game? *shudder*

Or are you talking about cyber?
That you ask for clarification is scary
Someone recently told me that certain encounters in EQ make them sexually aroused. That's why I asked.

/tell Kilorn so ummm... which Fan Faire girls?

so karae told you he gets hard to what?

noel · Post by **noel** » December 4, 2002, 4:20 pm

Voronwë wrote:
Aranuil wrote:
Aabidano wrote:
Aranuil wrote:For clarification, are you talking about actually masturbating to the game? *shudder*

Or are you talking about cyber?
That you ask for clarification is scary
Someone recently told me that certain encounters in EQ make them sexually aroused. That's why I asked.

/tell Kilorn so ummm... which Fan Faire girls?
so karae told you he gets hard to what?

Ell Ohh Ell! I can say with some certainty that what gets Karae hard would get many of the rest of us hard as well.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 4, 2002, 4:21 pm

videos with chicks taking on 4 guys at once?

noel · Post by **noel** » December 4, 2002, 4:22 pm

Whatever blows your hair back, Voronwe.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » December 4, 2002, 4:24 pm

What f'ing encoutner in EQ could make you horny?

Ok, Terris Thule is hot, but damn guys.

noel · Post by **noel** » December 4, 2002, 4:27 pm

It wasn't a guy... and EQ has never turned me on Sexually, but just for fun to answer your question:

Tunare is pretty hawt, and if a guy were into the quiet woodland environment, she just might do it.

There's a 4 armed chick in Vex Thal that's supposed to be pretty hot, and you can bring up to 6 friends with you if you're into that. Only problem is the shard camping, tt!

I'm convinced that the women of mistmoore are all lesbians, so if you're into that, could be the place for you!

Someone else do some more. I've grown bored.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » December 4, 2002, 4:29 pm

Aranuil in a pink Bp...

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » December 4, 2002, 4:30 pm

Firiona Vie is a slut... nuff said

KilornCloudwalker · Post by **KilornCloudwalker** » December 4, 2002, 4:31 pm

Aranuil wrote:
Aabidano wrote:
Aranuil wrote:For clarification, are you talking about actually masturbating to the game? *shudder*

Or are you talking about cyber?
That you ask for clarification is scary
Someone recently told me that certain encounters in EQ make them sexually aroused. That's why I asked.

/tell Kilorn so ummm... which Fan Faire girls?

HAHA I'm not that easy.....oh wait, I am:(

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » December 4, 2002, 4:50 pm

There's no way to dig yourself out of this one Aranuil

Gordiken the Wicked · December 4, 2002, 5:53 pm

sean beats off to elf girl imo

Iamane · Post by **Iamane** » December 4, 2002, 5:55 pm

Nothing turns me on more in this world then Vannor talking dirty to me !

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » December 4, 2002, 10:30 pm

Are you kidding? I am hard as Blue Steel(TM) as we speak. Just wait till I perfect the MAGNUM.

Augie · Post by **Augie** » December 4, 2002, 10:44 pm

I was in BB the other day and heard an /ooc asking if "anyone else find those goblins vaguely arousing?" I suspect that gobbie butt turns SOMEONE on.

I just wish Verant had added more sexuality to the male models!

...edit..removed troublesome sig

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » December 5, 2002, 12:55 am

i was this close to climax when the server crashed.

god fucking dammit

Aabidano · Post by **Aabidano** » December 5, 2002, 9:31 am

The goblins all suffer from plumbers crack...

Penlog · Post by **Penlog** » December 5, 2002, 12:44 pm

Alright, now I'm gonna break it down for this guy, if you wanna jerk off, buy a porno mag, and keep it all to yourself.... I dont wanna hear about how your jerkin off to the pixels of a high elf model.. k thx

hehe

Winnow · Post by **Winnow** » December 5, 2002, 1:17 pm

If the biker chicks aren't doing it for you in Mistmoore anymore, there are pills that you can pop these days to help with your EQ arousal experience.

Verant has realized cyber is half the game. That's why they introduced the wood elf illusion item as a cyber sexual aid for trolls and ogres.

Give the people what they want!

Nick · Post by **Nick** » February 18, 2005, 5:32 am

Posterity.

you guys.

Chidoro · Post by **Chidoro** » February 18, 2005, 8:29 am

Voronwë wrote:answer the fucking question.

cyber, bored staring at Nexus Scion, whatever. any manner in which EQ is invovled in stimulating your fantasy. Not beating off to Baywatch while playing EQ.

Sweet baby jesus, did you finally find the key to your liquor cabinet?

Edit: I know I finally found my glasses *checks date*

Tenuvil · Post by **Tenuvil** » February 18, 2005, 3:50 pm

Naw, man, no. Fuck no. That's just wrong.

Well except for Xegony and her boobie taunt...

Post by **Xouqoa** » February 18, 2005, 5:00 pm

HAWT ELF BONDAGE OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT GET OFF TWO THIS?!?!!11

Arsecn · Post by **Arsecn** » February 18, 2005, 5:12 pm

Never.

...ok, maybe once.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » February 18, 2005, 5:29 pm

Wholly fuk, Vor created this? LOL! Guess he finally cracked!

Marb

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 18, 2005, 6:20 pm

i was drunk!

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » February 18, 2005, 7:43 pm

LOL, just looked at the time it was posted... haha.

Marb

Deneve · Post by **Deneve** » February 19, 2005, 1:14 am

Never cybered in EQ, never masturbated to any part of the game. Sorry, but there is only one real thing. Life motto: Keep it real....

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » February 19, 2005, 5:09 pm

Aten Ha Ra: 4 arms = 2x the pleasure. Not to mention she's a dominatrix. OHHH YEAHH!!

Revs · Post by **Revs** » February 19, 2005, 10:02 pm

Are you kidding me? I'm a fucking Porn Lord; can just Alt Tab and look for pics or video clips

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