The Biffin Rap

Biffin · Post by **Biffin** » March 29, 2005, 2:23 pm

Yesterday, when the Biffin was taking a break from staring at his Halfling visage in the mirror, (Biffin must take breaks when he stares in the mirror, otherwise he is overcome with desire for his glorious beauty) he saw an old file on his computer called the biffin rap.

The Biffin rap was created a few years ago by Biffin's Squire Tudorf. Biffin thinks the world should be exposed to it's glory.

Biffin knows this will be the apex of many of your lives. Eventually, you shall tell your grandchildren about this so they can stare at you in wonder and awe, instead of the disgust they will undoubtly normally feel that you are related to them.

http://torch.cs.dal.ca/~noor/music/thebiffinrap.mp3

sweetkastings · Post by **sweetkastings** » March 29, 2005, 2:29 pm

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » March 29, 2005, 2:41 pm

You're an idiot.

Biffin rap is a must on anyone's Xmas list.

Sylvos · Post by **Sylvos** » March 29, 2005, 2:43 pm

sweetcastings sTFU DIE iRL

i'll take 3 biffin!

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » March 29, 2005, 2:44 pm

Biffin, been a long time, thanks for the rap, brings back fond memories!

Hope all is well!

Marb

Hayley · Post by **Hayley** » March 29, 2005, 2:54 pm

OMG hi Biffin!! Good to see you around.

Hesten · Post by **Hesten** » March 29, 2005, 2:55 pm

I bet 10pp that sweetcastings dont even know who Biffin were

miir · Post by **miir** » March 29, 2005, 2:58 pm

/tell biffin sup bro

Diae Soulmender · Post by **Diae Soulmender** » March 29, 2005, 3:10 pm

Biffin is a tree hugging hippy!

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » March 29, 2005, 3:13 pm

/tell Biffin Cabbage pls, i don't want to sit down and med this raid

sweetkastings · Post by **sweetkastings** » March 29, 2005, 3:43 pm

Hesten wrote:I bet 10pp that sweetcastings dont even know who Biffin were

Most likely a retard if he posted a gay ass rap like that.

Ransure · Post by **Ransure** » March 29, 2005, 3:46 pm

I bet Hesten refered to the Biffin improperly.... you must always say "The Biffin"

/sup lass...

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 29, 2005, 4:39 pm

i wrote a rap once
don't pop my kicks o.g.

niffib pus

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 29, 2005, 5:59 pm

The Biffin is my lovemuffin of joy. He should relocate to Ougadougou and make love to big breasted women and write songs about it.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 29, 2005, 6:33 pm

sweetkastings wrote: Most likely a retard if he posted a gay ass rap like that.

Just shut up, idiot.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » March 29, 2005, 6:34 pm

Sup bro?

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 29, 2005, 6:37 pm

miir wrote:
sweetkastings wrote: Most likely a retard if he posted a gay ass rap like that.
Just shut up, idiot.

No I'm sorry I'm going to have to go with Sweetkastings here. That 'biffin rap' was fairly retarded. The beatboxing was pretty bad, the guy doing it sounded like a major nerd, the lyrics sucked...

miir · Post by **miir** » March 29, 2005, 6:41 pm

You don't know biffin huh?

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 29, 2005, 6:42 pm

Nope..but whoever did that needs an injection of teh funnay at the very least.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » March 29, 2005, 6:47 pm

sup guys using my keenly overdeveloped sense of sluethery i found sweetkastings has a rapper alter ego known as "skippy" who likes to take rap songs and akwardly puke words over them
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/8/skippymusic.htm

CLICK CLICK BOOM HAS A WHOLE NEW MEANING

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 29, 2005, 6:49 pm

Sup lass?

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » March 29, 2005, 6:54 pm

Anyone who cannot see the humor in this, or refers to the glory that is "The Biffin" in anything but a supremely positive way, is clearly retarded!

Lohrno · Post by **Lohrno** » March 29, 2005, 7:08 pm

I guess I am most mentally deficient...

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » March 29, 2005, 8:04 pm

much

for the biffin!!

Funkmasterr · Post by **Funkmasterr** » March 29, 2005, 8:11 pm

Two times in one thread my point is proven that it should be made illegal for white people to rap (even in jest). And don't even say eminem, he is worthless too.

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » March 29, 2005, 8:20 pm

You fools! Don't invoke his Jebi powers!

noel · Post by **noel** » March 29, 2005, 8:22 pm

Funkmasterr wrote:Two times in one thread my point is proven that it should be made illegal for white people to rap (even in jest). And don't even say eminem, he is worthless too.

omg racist!

PS I don't think Biffin is white IRL.

PPS SUP BONNY LASS?

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » March 29, 2005, 8:51 pm

I think some of you misread - Biffin didn't perform the rap. And he is definitely not a blue-eyed honky

Miss you, Biffin! I'll be back in town in a few weeks!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 30, 2005, 12:44 am

Hide the women and the grapefruits! The Biffin is here!

No one shall cast aspersions upon the character of The Biffin and survive! Well...except myself...and a few friends...but we have photos to prove it!

'sup lass!

Toshira · Post by **Toshira** » March 30, 2005, 2:04 am

miir wrote:You don't know biffin huh?

Please, it's "The Biffin"!

Soreali · Post by **Soreali** » March 30, 2005, 2:26 am

I feel sorry for the sad people who dont know of The Biffin legacy..

Waran · Post by **Waran** » March 30, 2005, 3:00 am

/t Biffin Sup lass?

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 30, 2005, 5:49 am

Seriously...some folks have no fucking idea. Did you people just drop by and decide to latch on to this board? Does no one remeber the incessent spam in /ooc by The Biffin or the shovel-wielding dorf known as dorfgin?

Drop your accounts now and make floppy-eared Alliance characters on Hyjal or something, fuck.

Canelek · Post by **Canelek** » March 30, 2005, 5:50 am

Oh, and sup Don dela St Louis!

(Play WoW or I keel you Waran)

Rivera Bladestrike · Post by **Rivera Bladestrike** » March 30, 2005, 6:37 am

The Biffin was an old school halfling druid in CoE (pretty sure)... well known for his use of 3rd person speech and required "The" before his name. For those of you who don't know...

Drolgin Steingrinder · Post by **Drolgin Steingrinder** » March 30, 2005, 8:16 am

The Biffin's moneytree, his no-pants wedding ceremony and his general tomfoolery is the stuff legends are made of.

Lynks · Post by **Lynks** » March 30, 2005, 8:56 am

The Biffin made us say MooooOOOOOOOoo I think.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » March 30, 2005, 11:15 am

Drolgin Steingrinder wrote:The Biffin's moneytree, his no-pants wedding ceremony and his general tomfoolery is the stuff legends are made of.

Then there was all that pirating with Zyss the Puntable and myself on the Gnome Island in Velious...

Knarlz · Post by **Knarlz** » March 30, 2005, 11:35 am

Hail and well met sir, perchance thow can convieth sup.

Atokal · Post by **Atokal** » March 30, 2005, 12:35 pm

Ransure got it right.

/ooc The Biffin... SUP LASS

Everyone knew the Biffin.

miir · Post by **miir** » March 30, 2005, 12:36 pm

Stop being normal, toker!

Vaemas · Post by **Vaemas** » March 30, 2005, 11:37 pm

Biffin got me to 60. Sir is, indeed, the ultimate shit. Sir is easily one of the most beloved players ever to grace Veeshan and if you have harsh things to say about him, you just make yourself look more like the complete and total idiot you really are.

Sir Biffin is loved by GMs and guides everywhere and is the only person I've ever seen who can get at least half a zone to send him tells just by zoning in.

My signature has been the same since I started posting on VeeshanVault...and it will remain that way indefinitely.

Splatter · Post by **Splatter** » March 31, 2005, 4:18 pm

For those of you who do not know who The Biffin is, I found these to help you understand.

I was trying to find some pictures I had of the BiffinFest, but can't seem to locate them.

/tell Biffin Sup Bro !

Niffoni · Post by **Niffoni** » March 31, 2005, 4:40 pm

I have Biffinfest pics on a CD somewhere. I'll PM you if I find them.

Keverian FireCry · Post by **Keverian FireCry** » March 31, 2005, 6:23 pm

where's biffin's ratman wife??

Splatter · Post by **Splatter** » March 31, 2005, 7:40 pm

Funny you should mention her that is the photo I was looking for when I found these others. It must all just be a figment of our imagination.

vn_Tanc · Post by **vn_Tanc** » April 1, 2005, 6:27 am

"Biffin's grandmother hits harder than you, sir!"

Tegellan · Post by **Tegellan** » April 1, 2005, 11:25 am

Even Tancred loved the Biffin.

Revs · Post by **Revs** » April 2, 2005, 11:01 am

Keverian FireCry wrote:where's biffin's ratman wife??

He dumped her in a well.
Did you know that Biffin's favorite scary movie is The Wedding Planner?

Dups. · Post by **Dups.** » April 4, 2005, 1:10 am

I'm a little late but Lynks told me about the "The Biffin" siting!

"The Biffin" had many scandals during his EQ career. I tried to keep up but alas... he was to fantabular!