I have found a ray of light though in the form of Tiki Horvil. I could not help but notice the horribly translated English at the bottom of a training camp report. I look forward to reading more of the following:
I want see bronco defence make pay! make pay enemy player! Score touchdown on bronco defence? That ok guy, but makey the devastat hit. Make hard to score make earn every score guy. every one. Nothig worse than the miss takkle. I want see guy step up. Where new lynch attwatter guy. Long line of bronco safety guy makey the devastat hit. Line must continu. Let see the line backs crusht and smash. I see youtoob of the marlon mkee. Guy devastat the reggi wane. Guy devastat the tj hooshmanzadda. Pritty cool guy, pritty crusht hits. I watch this guy.
Come on youfs, dont makey the mistakes. Listen to litle general wisdom. Must break down. Must hone it guy. Study the positonals. Cant have boat load of rooky mistake, can't have it guy. Grasp clutch football like giant bronco albino crab, clutch and snatch like last life breaths dont put rock on ground guy. Got to tote rock guy. Dont put ball on ground when enemy player try to ript and claw at ball. You know what I saying? Pad under the pads. Got to hone it guy.