Quiznos sub comercial

Trek · Post by **Trek** » February 3, 2004, 9:25 pm

Anyone beside me find the freaky little singing mice, rat, gerbil looking things a bad idea for a food comercial? Outside of being a internet ripoff having rodents tell me how good your food is, is just stupid.

Hey lets goto Quiznos, the mutant rodents like the food maybe I we will to!

Trek · Post by **Trek** » February 3, 2004, 9:25 pm

No I am not on drugs.

Akaran_D · Post by **Akaran_D** » February 3, 2004, 9:28 pm

I swear I've seen that before in someone's avatar.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 3, 2004, 9:31 pm

Lemmikins?!

Zygar_ Cthulhukin · Post by **Zygar_ Cthulhukin** » February 3, 2004, 9:34 pm

Lemmiwinks!

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 3, 2004, 9:38 pm

Zygar_ Cthulhukin wrote:Lemmiwinks!

Ahhh yeah that was it...

Sargeras · Post by **Sargeras** » February 3, 2004, 10:01 pm

I am the Sparrow King...

Xatrei · Post by **Xatrei** » February 3, 2004, 11:19 pm

Quiznos is going to ruin the spongmonkey's rep

rathergood.com, the guy that did the Viking Kittens flash, came up with the Spongmonkeys, and apparently Quiznos figures they'll help sell some subs /boggle.

Sionistic · Post by **Sionistic** » February 3, 2004, 11:22 pm

i was just going to make a topic on this
http://www.quiznos.com has the commercial

Truant · Post by **Truant** » February 4, 2004, 3:46 am

I find it disturbing, yes.

Arborealus · Post by **Arborealus** » February 4, 2004, 4:10 am

I think, they think its cutting edge stupid ala Gonads and Strife...

We know its just regular stupid...They are trying to create something which is evolutionary by nature...

They make an aight sammich...

They have a very poor sense of popular culture...

I blame Drolgin...

Ennia · Post by **Ennia** » February 4, 2004, 12:15 pm

lol I saw the commercial for the first time last night and went WTF!

it's repulsive, someone had this in their avatar and I have yet to figure out what it is, looks like deep fried mouse with fake eyes and mouth attached

Never been to Quiznos and sure this commercial didn't spark any interest in going there. It almost suggests that they might be using those fried mice in their food

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 4, 2004, 12:21 pm

i'm kind of distrubed, but in a hungry way

brego · Post by **brego** » February 4, 2004, 12:22 pm

who cares if thie administration at quiznos is retarded, that brocoli cheese soup stuff is uber.

Syenye Squirrellyelf · February 4, 2004, 3:20 pm

that commercial is memorable but makes me never want to eat at quiznos. plus i hate quiznos.

Mplor · Post by **Mplor** » February 5, 2004, 2:16 am

I am the lone American who loves that commercial. I fall out of my chair every time it comes on.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 5, 2004, 4:43 am

WE LOVE THE SUBS
SUBS ARE A DOLLAR OFF
WHEN YOU BRING IN A COUPON FOR THINGS TO EAT OR OIL CHANGES OR PONY RIDES OR FOR HAIR PLUGS
ANY COUPON WORKS
BEWARE OF PAPER CUTS
EAT QUIZNOS SUBS

WE LOVE THE SUBS
THEY INSPIRE US
THE SUBS ARE ONE OF THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD LIKE THE PYRAMIDS OR LOCH NESS

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 5, 2004, 12:17 pm

Singing Butt Plugs are more offensive than Janet Jackson's tit.

End of discussion.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 5, 2004, 1:48 pm

I'm pretty sure that if they put a dead rat on a bun, smothered it with cheese, and ran it through teh industrial toaster, it would be delicious.

I miss Quizno's!

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » February 5, 2004, 8:00 pm

OMG

I JUST had a conversation with my dad about that commercial over the phone. Two nights ago, Bakara and I saw it and looked at each other and said WTF!! That night I had a nightmare about hundreds of rodent creatures (sort of amorphous) all over the place, falling from the sky even. It seemed they were dead or something but it freaked me out.

They look like dead hamsters in the fetal position.

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 5, 2004, 9:53 pm

Lalanae wrote:OMG

I JUST had a conversation with my dad about that commercial over the phone. Two nights ago, Bakara and I saw it and looked at each other and said WTF!! That night I had a nightmare about hundreds of rodent creatures (sort of amorphous) all over the place, falling from the sky even. It seemed they were dead or something but it freaked me out.

They look like dead hamsters in the fetal position.

OMG I had the same dream! Except mine was a wet dream..
I'm going to hell

Revs · Post by **Revs** » February 6, 2004, 12:03 am

Stragi found a dead hamster, took it home and named it George.
He even dressed it up as a sailor

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 6, 2004, 3:12 am

then i had sex with it.

yep, hell here i come

Seebs · Post by **Seebs** » February 6, 2004, 12:55 pm

You had sex with a dead Hampster? You wouldn't have happned to have been at my prom in 1984 were you? We ripped apart an Arc's worth of poulrty at that thing.

Beautiful.

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 6, 2004, 1:41 pm

Yeah, I don't understand what the marketing team at Quiznos was thinking when they approved that shit. I guess their demographic is 14-24 males who play Everquest and watch Dragonball Z everyday.

Post by **Sylvus** » February 6, 2004, 1:48 pm

You fuckers and all this Quizno's talk have force me to have to go get Quizno's for lunch today.

Thanks for nothing.

Voronwë · Post by **Voronwë** » February 6, 2004, 1:56 pm

i am craving the quizno's as well

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 6, 2004, 2:18 pm

Yes. Besides how completely retarded their commercial is....I am really wishing we had a Quizno's around here.

Alenna · Post by **Alenna** » February 6, 2004, 2:23 pm

actually, the campaign is pretty ingenious.....they arent trying to sell sandwiches with the mice, they just want you to be thinking about Quiznos whenever you think about getting food. Already look at the people going "man, i was thinking of quiznos so i had to have one". Hats off to their marketing guys.

masteen · Post by **masteen** » February 6, 2004, 2:31 pm

Clearly it's worked. Here we are talking about Quizno's instead of cockjousting, stroking our e-penixes, or flaming each other!

Midnyte_Ragebringer · February 6, 2004, 5:05 pm

Yes it worked, but is it really too much to still desire a little less of this non sense in the media? Using deformed rats as your spokemen for a nation wide company?

It would have worked if their spokeman were two gay guys fuckign eachother in the ass while they talked about Quiznos. We would be talking about it on here also, but is that really what we want to see?(except Fesuni of course).

Lalanae · Post by **Lalanae** » February 6, 2004, 5:12 pm

Just because I'm talking about it doesn't mean I'll actually eat Quizno's for awhile. In fact, it will be awhile before I can stop thinking about dead rodents when I think of Quiznos.

Truant · Post by **Truant** » February 6, 2004, 5:21 pm

Miller Lite actually did something similar a few years back. (in regards to odd forms of advertisement, not dead rodents).

Anyone remember the MillerTime(tm) commercials? Stupidest shit you would ever see. And they had no intention of even trying to be funny. But even if you hated them...You remembered Miller Lite!

Post by **Sylvus** » February 6, 2004, 5:23 pm

Those MillerTime commercials were great. There were quite a few that were very funny. At that time, I actually drank a lot more Miller Lite than I do now.

Cracc · Post by **Cracc** » February 6, 2004, 5:29 pm

The avatar you are refeering too is Xagyg's i think...

Dregor Thule · Post by **Dregor Thule** » February 6, 2004, 8:28 pm

The Miller Time commercials were awesome. As for quizno's, I've never seen a Quizno's before in my life!

*~*stragi*~* · Post by ***~*stragi*~*** » February 7, 2004, 8:49 pm

Seebs wrote:We ripped apart an Arc's worth of poulrty at that thing.

hahahaha