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by kyoukan
June 21, 2013, 4:10 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

is that one of your hilarious bon mots that is supposed to send me into an incoherent rage?
by kyoukan
June 21, 2013, 2:10 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Chart of the Day
Replies: 123
Views: 41762

Re: Chart of the Day

yes because I'm the one that flips out every time I fall for one of your clever insults.
by kyoukan
June 21, 2013, 2:06 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Of course that's what they'd say. Not like it can be proved otherwise at this juncture. Microsoft is evil. I wouldn't even put it past them to re-implement the DRM stuff in a couple years. I mean it's just a firmware update so if they can disable it they can easily turn it back on! Sony can sure ta...
by kyoukan
June 21, 2013, 1:36 am
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Chart of the Day
Replies: 123
Views: 41762

Re: Chart of the Day

it's hilarious watching you blow a gasket and squirm around like an idiot every time I point out how stupid you are. great chart you posted.
by kyoukan
June 20, 2013, 8:12 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Chart of the Day
Replies: 123
Views: 41762

Re: Chart of the Day

Well no fucking shit. Are you so stupid as to think less than zero people approve of Obama? No, but it's fully apparent that you did, and now you are trying to backpedal out of it with hilarious results. Well, it would be hilarious if you didn't routinely make a total ass of yourself every time you...
by kyoukan
June 20, 2013, 5:28 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Chart of the Day
Replies: 123
Views: 41762

Re: Chart of the Day

the graph is using 0 as a 50% baseline for approval ratings in order to skew the data in a negative light. that is how it is able to dip into the negative numbers; anything below 50% would dip below zero on such a useless and uninformative graph. it is a pretty common technique for shitty conservati...
by kyoukan
June 20, 2013, 3:29 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

why are you wasting your time? he is trolling you for attention. obsess much? if I was seeking attention I'd have drowned it it by now from all the creepy attention you pay me. freak. You confusing the total disdain I show for how fucking worthless you are as actual attention being paid to you give...
by kyoukan
June 20, 2013, 2:09 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Ignoring the rest of your ignorant bullshit, saying you have to worry about the quality of anything with a PS4 makes you look severely retarded. I am on my 5th 360, and my Kinect sensor's motor stopped working about a month after I got it. I have no faith that their hardware will be any better this...
by kyoukan
June 20, 2013, 1:28 am
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Playstation Home is the watermark that stupid pedophiles use to gauge the viability of a network.
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 9:36 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

You weren't as worried about Sony's share value when you were lined up with the rest of the sheeples pre-ordering a PS4. Maybe if you pre-ordered a Xbone then Microsoft wouldn't have had to flip-flop on their revolutionary user-friendly DRM that would have made our lives so much easier. YOU are the ...
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 8:43 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

MOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 8:42 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Indirectly yes. Going for the quick PR stunt which ultimately won't help them, combined with idiots that sucked it all in, did the trick. I pre-ordered a PS4 online for launch day pick-up at a local Best Buy. Charged me full price so hopefully that means I'll get it at launch. Didn't order the came...
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 8:05 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official PS3 thread!
Replies: 1556
Views: 322009

Re: The Official PS3 thread!

The PS3 won't update firmware overnight even if your are a Playstation+ member. It will only allow you to patch games. Thank god. I wouldn't want to have a bricked PS3 stacked on top of my three bricked Xbox 360s bought near the launch of the system. At least Sony will give you the option of unbrick...
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

user comment on Giantbomb story: "Now they should call it the Xbox 180."

hahahah
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 6:36 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Yeah the damage is already done.

What a weird thing that console is. The notion of having to throw a dishcloth over a mandatory video camera so Steve Ballmer can't work up a sweat watching me play Halo in my bra is just something I thought I'd never have to consider.
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 6:03 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Does it still cost FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS? Is Kinect spying on me still mandatory?
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 2:50 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official PS3 thread!
Replies: 1556
Views: 322009

Re: The Official PS3 thread!

do you have to troll every thread with your stupid fucking ranting. yes, we get it. you like xbox better because it's super easy to hack so you get all games for free. you can fucking stop now. oh sweet jesus in heaven if you would just fucking stop posting.
by kyoukan
June 19, 2013, 5:00 am
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official PS3 thread!
Replies: 1556
Views: 322009

Re: The Official PS3 thread!

The PS3's firmware updating system has always been a disaster. Forcing full 20+ minute long firmware download+updates for things like the ability to turn off trophy notifications or adding features to their text chat. I can't count how many times I've sat down in front of my PS3 and booted it up wit...
by kyoukan
June 17, 2013, 11:59 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official PS4 thread!
Replies: 1351
Views: 248291

Re: The Official PS4 thread!

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by kyoukan
June 17, 2013, 11:58 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

They aren't making any more bone headed moves than Sony did last generation. Although at least Sony came out of it with dibs on the next generation of physical media with blu-ray; they lost their dominant market leadership with next gen consoles that matter. Mind you Sony has their other divisions t...
by kyoukan
June 17, 2013, 2:07 am
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

I breast feed. You'd know what breasts are if you were into girls over 11 years old. Here's a mindblower: If Sony raped your dog when you bought a PS4, almost no dog owner would buy one. Wow that Xbox is looking better and better! Thanks for keeping this thread open with more of your amazing insight...
by kyoukan
June 16, 2013, 7:35 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Also if you bought a PS4 and took it home and the box was empty, it's obvious the Xbox One would be so much more value for your money.
by kyoukan
June 16, 2013, 7:32 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Oh totally dude. If Sony sold their first party games at $10 more than Microsoft, that would definitely be more money.
by kyoukan
June 16, 2013, 2:33 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Do you realize if Sony charged one billion dollars for a game that if you bought just one game, you would have been way better off buying an Xbox One?! I will just take a few and let that shit sink in.
by kyoukan
June 15, 2013, 4:17 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Microsoft announced Xbox One games will be 59.99. I assume PS4 games will be as well but if we somehow see 69.00, you can make up that 100.00 price difference between the consoles with ten games. My god for the first time in your life you're actually right. HOLY FUCK! If Sony charges $169.99 for th...
by kyoukan
June 14, 2013, 9:41 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

If you can't connect to the internet every 24 hours maybe you don't deserve to play Microsoft's lineup of hot exclusive titles. How about instead of death matching in Halo you get your dumb asses out there and fight some fucking terrorists? 'Merica is paying you to do a job. I would cringe to think ...
by kyoukan
June 14, 2013, 11:49 am
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

who is stuck on physical media? you can already buy any new ps3 game on the PS store day one digitally. You can already log in to your profile on any PS3 in the world and download your game and play it. you are acting like this is some radical new idea that is changing the landscape of digital distr...
by kyoukan
June 13, 2013, 10:17 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

completely missed the point as usual.

I guess free games and discounts is not a very good selling point to some entitled whiny retard that pirates every game that comes out.
by kyoukan
June 13, 2013, 8:29 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

I don't know about you guys, but I personally love paying Microsoft to access Netflix and Facebook instead of getting a large library of free games I can download and play whenever I want as well as weekly discounts on new releases and DLC. I also rape 11 year old girls and have the charisma of a sm...
by kyoukan
June 13, 2013, 3:10 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

When I pre-ordered my PS4 from Amazon it said "this product will be released November 30" It's kind of weird to set a data after 'murrican thanksgiving but I guess this isn't really something that there will be stacks of on sale at wal-mart on black friday. That will be the new Xbox's doma...
by kyoukan
June 13, 2013, 12:51 am
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official PS4 thread!
Replies: 1351
Views: 248291

Re: The Official PS4 thread!

It might reflect off of Winnow's 15 year old Toshiba 27" CRT. Those flat panels that don't reflect light and never have are like six hundred bucks!

If only you could pirate a new TV.
by kyoukan
June 11, 2013, 7:52 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

The online pass thing did not go over well for publishers. They were inconvenient for people who bought the title and an extremely negative experience for people who bought the game second hand and ended up whining to the publisher when they couldn't play it online. Gamestop bore no responsibility o...
by kyoukan
June 11, 2013, 5:04 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

Well there is that.... But seriously, buying your own copy of something and selling it if you feel like it is not exactly new. What makes the game designers feel like their creations are any better than a book or any other material good that was designed by a team and copies made to sell to the pub...
by kyoukan
June 11, 2013, 1:38 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

Used games or ownership rights don't matter to winnow because he pirates everything.
by kyoukan
June 11, 2013, 4:16 am
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

most indie games could run on PS2 it it upsampled to 720p
by kyoukan
June 11, 2013, 2:58 am
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

Winnow wrote: Rumor is
Translation: I pulled this out of my well lubricated asshole
by kyoukan
June 11, 2013, 1:49 am
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

well this thread went to shit fast.
by kyoukan
June 11, 2013, 12:13 am
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

Welp. Microsoft is pretty fucked. An inferior console that costs $100 more and takes away ownership of any games you buy on physical media. It really is a no-brainer. Bungie's exclusive FPS looks more interesting than Titanfall IMO. Plus you still get free games with Playstation+ The only bummer for...
by kyoukan
June 10, 2013, 10:09 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

I don't even know why Ubisoft would even have their own press conference. I know they are a big in house developer/publisher, but who cares about them? Same for EA. Why would you put your product line of a bunch of sequels up against 2 major hardware companies announcing new machines?
by kyoukan
June 10, 2013, 3:36 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

I was a lot more impressed with their press conference than I thought I was going to be. I hate Microsoft's shitty business model so much that I'm still on the fence though. Titanfall is coming out on PC, and if Capcom released Dead Rising 3 on PC I will likely pass on buying one.
by kyoukan
June 10, 2013, 3:05 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

$499. No alternate pricing models announced. Respawn's new game looks awesome. It looks like multiplayer will have mechs and soldiers fighting on the same battlefield at the same time. Battlefield 4 can kiss my ass. I'm so sick of modern military shooters. All those graphics and physics mean nothing...
by kyoukan
June 10, 2013, 2:40 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

Yeah Dead Rising 3 is going to be hard for me to pass up on. Curse you Microsoft.
by kyoukan
June 10, 2013, 2:23 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

haha, half. I doubt that fucking deadbeat has paid for a game since the day after Xbox 360 was hacked.
by kyoukan
June 10, 2013, 2:17 pm
Forum: Video Game General Discussion
Topic: E3 - 2013
Replies: 147
Views: 34605

Re: E3 - 2013

holy man cave

all you need is an acoustic guitar you never play and a fridge
by kyoukan
June 3, 2013, 2:16 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: Fuse (360/PS3)
Replies: 18
Views: 3800

Re: Fuse (360/PS3)

It's a shame they took a game that looked really fun and interesting and just sucked all the character out of it. I lost total interest when they re-branded it. Honestly, the game deserves to fail to serve as a warning to other developers.
by kyoukan
June 3, 2013, 3:43 am
Forum: Consoles
Topic: Remember Me (360/PS3/PC)
Replies: 7
Views: 1552

Re: Remember Me (360/PS3/PC)

hi there. I steal every game that comes out for free and then criticize people's purchasing criteria. I also reply to my own threads because no one else does, and I fantasize about raping eleven year old girls. Who am I?
by kyoukan
June 1, 2013, 5:05 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Chart of the Day
Replies: 123
Views: 41762

Re: Chart of the Day

Spang wrote:You've got me confused with someone else.
No, I think I have you pegged exactly.
by kyoukan
June 1, 2013, 3:35 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Chart of the Day
Replies: 123
Views: 41762

Re: Chart of the Day

That kind of data is misleading because they uses massive ranges that cattle producers use periodically and count it towards that number. They also count areas considered agricultural land reserve, most of which don't produce anything or are owned by hobby farmers like my husband and I because we ca...
by kyoukan
May 31, 2013, 1:35 pm
Forum: Consoles
Topic: The Official NextBox Thread!
Replies: 1335
Views: 257762

Re: The Official NextBox Thread!

Hopefully it will take 15 minutes to find your games passed microsoft's loud, obnoxious streaming video ads and giant banners begging people to sign up for xbox live gold. I really love looking for my games buried under 20 menus. 6:17 is apparently how long it takes hack designers to explain why the...
by kyoukan
May 29, 2013, 10:16 pm
Forum: Current Events
Topic: Chart of the Day
Replies: 123
Views: 41762

Re: Chart of the Day

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